From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the cube to deliver random obscure video games again into the sunshine. This week, enter the porny—however principally simply foolish—world of Riana Rouge, the place life makes little sense, and the censor bars roam free and wild.
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ADDITIONAL NOTES: Wow, I repeat phrases in consecutive sentences rather a lot in consecutive sentences. Should cease that. Anyway, hope you get pleasure from this break from the norm. It is clearly a really fast run by the sport, with all of the ‘good’ bits taken out (although as most of them are principally blurry messes, I am undecided gamers had been too thrilled even with out the censor bars), and hopefully one with a number of laughs. Low cost ones, naturally, however nonetheless.
A few the video games seen within the evaluation have additionally been Crapshoots up to now—notably Bikini Karate Babes, which matches into extra element on the ‘why attractive video games aren’t robotically hateful’ factor that I minimize brief as a result of this was already lengthy sufficient and I figured you’d need to get to the sport moderately than listening to me rant concerning the significance of context, and Lula 3D, which is simply… yeah. Yeah certainly. There’s additionally GAG: The Impotent Mystery and (shudder) Womb Raider.
Merry Christmas all. There will be one other Crapshoot subsequent week as nicely, however this appears pretty much as good a time as any to say thanks for studying and being such an excellent viewers during the last yr. Might you get all you need and nothing you deserve, until you deserve cake, through which case seize a really giant fork.