Darkish Souls is an impressive fantasy world of grimness and grandeur, a sport set within the ruins of what was as soon as the land of the lords. It’s also a world the place you’ll be able to actually throw shit at enemies, within the type of an merchandise considerably coyly named a dung pie.
It is sort of stunning it is taken this lengthy for somebody to pose the query, however right here comes youtuber LilAggy to ask: are you able to beat Darkish Souls simply flinging crap at enemies?
To elucidate, a dung pie has two results. It builds up the toxicity standing of the participant, whereas additionally inflicting the poisonous standing on its goal. The in-game function of that is that, within the hellish Blighttown, there are a number of enemies that may infect you with an especially lethal pressure of the poisonous impact: however you’ll be able to negate this by pre-poisoning your self with a much less virulent type of toxicity from the dung pie. I dunno what the chosen undead does, lick it or one thing.
The very fact it inflicts poisonous makes this a top-tier trolling merchandise in PvP, however as LilAggy reveals it may also be used to inflict poisonous on bosses, at which level it completely eats by way of their well being bars. The streamer spent about seven-and-a-half hours on this run (the above video is a 24 minute spotlight reel) and one of many charming facets of it’s the lack of planning, which does appear to suit the theme: if you gotta go, you gotta go.
Finally LilAggy does emerge triumphant, the Darkish Lord of poop, although the Gwyn sequences are value awaiting one try the place Gwyn ought to die, appears like he’ll die, however simply… stops dying, after which demolishes LilAggy with a two-hit combo. It is virtually just like the king of the gods’ honour was so offended that he simply stops the universe for a second.
Even Gwyn, nonetheless, can’t escape the poisonous taint indefinitely. And now you already know that, sure, it’s attainable to finish Darkish Souls simply by flinging balls of shit round. Oh and for future poo-flingers, the merchandise’s in Elden Ring too. Get tossing.